If you’re:
a. 30;
b. single;
c. alone in a dark room on a Monday night;
d. hoping for a good night’s sleep;
e. still slightly convinced that you have some miniscule chance of happiness at some point in your life; and
f. marginally optimistic that, despite the hell that is every date you’ve ever been on, your next date won’t:
        1. be wearing spandex cycling gear in a bar after work;
        2. ask you to pay for the $3.00 drink he ordered for you;
        3.  talk incessantly about the hot mitsubishi 3000 his last girlfriend drove; and/or
         4. compare the size of your breasts to his sister’s,
by all means, have a look at the personals on craigslist.Â
On my shortlist of guys to contact and perhaps ROFL with are:
1. WHITE POWER MAN SEEKING WHITE POWER WOMAN- 29
I’m not some hard core racist by any means,(I don’t like Hitler or any of that)they say that EVERYONE’S a little bit racist,so in that sence, o.k,….. but I don’t like race traitors either! So if you know what I mean…let’s get together and hang out.
Bastard race traitors.
2. IN SHAPE FOR POSSIBLE ROMANCE-45
If you can still go to the lake or river with me without wearing a tent and can waterski or swim when you get there. I would love to chat with you… I look forward to hearing from all the self respected people.
shove it.
3. UNEMPLOYED AND LIVE AT HOME, HIT ME UP LADIES- 27
why you would contact me:
you’re depressed
you have low self-esteem
you think you’re quirkyplease no bbw’s…
sweet jehovah.
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