Yes, that is exactly what I say! What better way to celebrate the 11th of February than with a quiz? I can’t think of one! And here it is: WhoTube? So stop whatever you’re doing – put down that bacon sandwich, close the cellar doors, get out of that hot tub, wipe your mouth, park your bus, take a deep breath and tell me: who is this smart-casual individual, snapped mid-performance on Youtube?

Prize for first correct answer tattooed onto Rihanna’s leg: £0.73
So get calling!

