for a few days. What should I do? Where should I go? Who should I meet? And, before you reply, my itinerary already includes the following:
Thank you.
I’m coming to London…
varnish
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Apr 272006
the best of times, the worst of times
varnish
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Apr 262006
the ski trip
Flatplan
bad things, cartoons
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Apr 262006
Apr 232006
I’ve been looking for an heirloom recently. I don’t think I have one – I don’t think my shoes count – and I thought maybe I should get something Canadian. Makes sense. Canadians have heirlooms, surely?
Turns out they do.
Hand-fashioned leaf clusters in copper and bronze. They’ll do.
This piece consists of 13 maple leaves on a maple branch. The leaves and branch are finished in bronze and measures 36″X22″. This branch now hangs proudly above a gentleman’s fireplace, which I have been told has been the topic of many conversations.
I’ll bet.
The artist’s name is Eric E. Noeldechen. Here is his son, Eric, picking chocolate eggs off an Easter tree:
And here is the artist himself, relaxing at home:
Apparently, that’s an FN-FAL G Series, one of only 1800 that were made. Actually – maybe that’d be a better heirloom. A limited addition assault weapon. Beautiful AND practical.
Apr 202006
Seriously, is there anything more impressive than heading to Nobu for a drink while your heavily pregnant wife rushes off to the hospital and then impregnating some other woman in the cloakroom between cocktails?
Apr 202006
The saga of Björn.
One day, when I become a world famous tennis player, I’m going to have a website like that.
Apr 202006
like ball disease or something. Or “Berrington’s Failure”. But I tell you what I found out earlier, between snacks. It’s this: there’s a limit to all of that kind of going along (where you have to) and supporting it stuff (where you have to). So embarrassed. Singing from the terraces. But they seem to like my trousers, which is such a relief I can hardly tell you.
Apr 182006
If you’re:
a. 30;
b. single;
c. alone in a dark room on a Monday night;
d. hoping for a good night’s sleep;
e. still slightly convinced that you have some miniscule chance of happiness at some point in your life; and
f. marginally optimistic that, despite the hell that is every date you’ve ever been on, your next date won’t:
        1. be wearing spandex cycling gear in a bar after work;
        2. ask you to pay for the $3.00 drink he ordered for you;
        3.  talk incessantly about the hot mitsubishi 3000 his last girlfriend drove; and/or
         4. compare the size of your breasts to his sister’s,
by all means, have a look at the personals on craigslist.Â
On my shortlist of guys to contact and perhaps ROFL with are:
1. WHITE POWER MAN SEEKING WHITE POWER WOMAN- 29
I’m not some hard core racist by any means,(I don’t like Hitler or any of that)they say that EVERYONE’S a little bit racist,so in that sence, o.k,….. but I don’t like race traitors either! So if you know what I mean…let’s get together and hang out.
Bastard race traitors.
2. IN SHAPE FOR POSSIBLE ROMANCE-45
If you can still go to the lake or river with me without wearing a tent and can waterski or swim when you get there. I would love to chat with you… I look forward to hearing from all the self respected people.
shove it.
3. UNEMPLOYED AND LIVE AT HOME, HIT ME UP LADIES- 27
why you would contact me:
you’re depressed
you have low self-esteem
you think you’re quirkyplease no bbw’s…
sweet jehovah.
Â
Apr 172006
I love it.
I love the Sneeze Fetish Forum.
I wish I had a sneeze fetish. Really I do.
Where to start? It’s all amazing.
How about:
If you could have one sneezing related wish about YOURSELF granted, what would it be? Mine would definately be to sneeze more. I barely sneeze at all. Only if I walk outside. Then the sun will make me sneeze 1 or 2 times.Â
Or:
ok, i was wondering, when say, some woman is sick on some show like House, or Medical Investingation with some gruesome deadly illness, and she sneezes at the start of the show and while shes sick (an example is that clip on celluloid) and you KNOW shes sick, are the sneezes still worth it?
i think its a MAJOR turn off
everybody else?
Or:
Emma Watson, who plays Hermione in the Harry Potter films, is growing into an attractive young woman and will probably be VERY hot by the time she hits her 20s. Anyway I was wondering what people thought about this picture: does she look like she’s about to sneeze or not?
Or, similarly:
ok, just browsing on google, and i found this pic. its not actually sneezing, but it looks a bit like it, witht the finger under the nose and all. shes actually yawning, but oh well. its a girl, around 23, in a beanie.
http://www.sleepfoundation.org/_content/sl…wning-woman.jpg
hope someone benefits from that
Well, I can’t speak for anyone else, but I certainly did.
And this is where we really go for it………
music, performance
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Apr 172006
