Holy Fuck.

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May 312010
 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/middle_east/10195838.stm

More than 10 people have been killed after Israeli commandos stormed a convoy of ships carrying aid to the Gaza Strip, the Israeli army says.

Last night I had a dream about the Gaza convey. In my dream, the boats were set ablaze by the Israeli navy, but one of them got through, and no one was killed. Turns out my dream underestimated the madness, the savagery.

“The people on the boats were very, very violent toward the soldiers,” Israeli military spokeswoman Lt Col Avital Leibovich was quoted by AFP news agency as saying.

Oh go fuck yourself.

Meet Wenlock and Mandeville

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May 202010
 

The new Olympic logos!
They’re the ones on the left and right of this image:

They are playful fellows, fashioned from “the last two drops of steel” from the construction of the Olympic village. But this being Britain, they don’t just have big boggly eyes. Their big boggly eyes are cameras.

In essence, they are playful little CCTV cameras. So why not go the whole hog and celebrate the London Olympics with a mascot that unabashedly celebrates Britain today?

Meet: Cammy!

Hello Cammy! How are you today?

“CLICK WHIRRR WHIRRR ZZZZZZZK WHIRRRRRR CLICK”

Gordon Brown leaves Downing Street

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May 112010
 

Scenes of great sadness as Gordon Brown tenders his resignation as Prime Minister, bids farewell to the nation, and leaves Number 10 Downing Street for the last time.

Baxter is tired

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May 012010
 

and something lobsterlike seems to have happened to his hand